The King and I would hereby like to announce our latest court member.
(e)21GUNS shall now be known as Enchantress Gina, The Royal Wizard.
She is to attend court immediately.
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
Monday, December 6, 2010
Sorry about today folks.
By time I got home and was ready to do things my sweet King was already asleep!
Hopefully we will be able to announce new members of our Royal Court tomorrow.
Until then, sleep well.
-The Queen
Hopefully we will be able to announce new members of our Royal Court tomorrow.
Until then, sleep well.
-The Queen
Sunday, December 5, 2010
First Royal Announcement of the Day.
As Queen it is my joyous pleasure to announce that (e)SKEWER shall hereby be known as Paul, Duke of Antarctica. He is to report immediately to Antarctica and report back on the progression of the hole in the ozone layer as well as daily updates on the impending global warming apocalypse.
Saturday, December 4, 2010
Naming the next five members of the Royal Court:
On this frigid night we will be calling the following people to the Royal Court:
(e)COMEDY will know be known as Sir Brian, The Court Jester. He is to report to Court immediately.
(e)ZOD will now be known as Lord Zod, The Royal Concubine. He is to report to the King's quarters immediately. I, Queen Eleanor wish for you to awaken the King with a surprise. You may being the Court Jester with you.
(e)PATMAN023 will know be known as The Queen's Official Minstrel. He is to report to her Lady-In-Waiting immediately.
(e)POOCH has been declared The Royal Canine. He may snuggle with the King or Queen as he pleases.
(e)DARING will know be known as Lord Doug, The Royal Crier. He is being instructed to see to it that the King and Queen receive favorable media immediately.
More announcements will follow later on this evening, and throughout the day tomorrow.
(e)COMEDY will know be known as Sir Brian, The Court Jester. He is to report to Court immediately.
(e)ZOD will now be known as Lord Zod, The Royal Concubine. He is to report to the King's quarters immediately. I, Queen Eleanor wish for you to awaken the King with a surprise. You may being the Court Jester with you.
(e)PATMAN023 will know be known as The Queen's Official Minstrel. He is to report to her Lady-In-Waiting immediately.
(e)POOCH has been declared The Royal Canine. He may snuggle with the King or Queen as he pleases.
(e)DARING will know be known as Lord Doug, The Royal Crier. He is being instructed to see to it that the King and Queen receive favorable media immediately.
More announcements will follow later on this evening, and throughout the day tomorrow.
FIRST IN SUCCESSION
It is my pleasure as your Queen to announce the First in Succession and therefore heir to the throne. Since my King, Colin and I have no children or natural successors we hereby declare that Victoria (e)VTECH be named Lady Victoria, Archduchess of the Empire.
Let it be so.
Victoria is to also be my Lady-In-Waiting and is to attend my court immediately.
Let it be so.
Victoria is to also be my Lady-In-Waiting and is to attend my court immediately.
HEAR YE HEAR YE
We are pleased to announce that the King and Queen of Empire Avenue are (e)COLINEAGLES and (e)LADYHARDCORE.
We will be announcing our royal appointments and line of succession shortly. Stay tuned.
We will be announcing our royal appointments and line of succession shortly. Stay tuned.
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